Nothing is true. Everything is permitted
Full disclosure: I adore the Assassin’s Creed video game franchise. As such, it probably isn’t much of a leap to say I thoroughly enjoyed Assassin’s Creed the film, what with its stylishly gratifying action scenes, superhuman feats of parkour and nerdy, sci-fi pseudoscience, lifted right out of the games thanks to the participation of Ubisoft, the company responsible for both the development and…